His Last Meal

Like all other inmates on death row, he was asked what he wanted for his last meal. He requested for “two dozen steamed mussels, two dozen steamed clams, a double cheeseburger from Burger King, a half-dazed barbecued spare ribs two strawberry milkshakes, one-half of a pumpkin pie with whipped cream, diced strawberries, and he requested a can of SpaghettiO’s with meatballs.” And yet, his very last words were “I did not get my SpaghettiO’s. I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.”