{"id":100374,"date":"2017-10-26T23:15:30","date_gmt":"2017-10-26T23:15:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/?p=100374"},"modified":"2018-11-04T13:46:37","modified_gmt":"2018-11-04T13:46:37","slug":"questions-to-ask-siri-her-answers-will-have-you-bursting-in-laughter-gallery-t2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/questions-to-ask-siri-her-answers-will-have-you-bursting-in-laughter-gallery-t2\/","title":{"rendered":"28 Questions To Ask Siri, Her Answers Will Have You Bursting In Laughter"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_100344\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-100344\" style=\"width: 730px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-100344 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-1.jpg\" alt=\"questions to ask siri\" width=\"730\" height=\"364\" srcset=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-1.jpg 730w, https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-1-400x199.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 730px) 100vw, 730px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-100344\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Source: h<a href=\"https:\/\/d2t5zic2rt51h6.cloudfront.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/10\/2016\/08\/Siri-Article.jpg\">ttps:\/\/d2t5zic2rt51h6.cloudfront.net<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure> <div class=\"dx-mob-container\"> <section class=\"widget truea-widget\"><div style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; \" id=\"truea-14753587\"><div class=\"proper-ad-unit\">\r\n    <div id=\"proper-ad-trueactivist_content_2\"> <script> propertag.cmd.push(function() { proper_display('trueactivist_content_2'); }); <\/script> <\/div>\r\n<\/div><\/div><\/section> <\/div>  <div class=\"dx-desktop-container\"> <section class=\"widget truea-widget\"><div style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; \" id=\"truea-1896567240\"><div style=\"display:flex\">\r\n  <div style=\"flex:1\">\r\n    <div class=\"proper-ad-unit\">\r\n      <div id=\"proper-ad-trueactivist_content_1\"> <script> propertag.cmd.push(function() { proper_display('trueactivist_content_1'); }); <\/script> <\/div>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n  <\/div>\r\n  <div style=\"flex:1\">\r\n    <div class=\"proper-ad-unit\">\r\n      <div id=\"proper-ad-trueactivist_content_2\"> <script> propertag.cmd.push(function() { proper_display('trueactivist_content_2'); }); <\/script> <\/div>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n  <\/div>\r\n<\/div><\/div><\/section> <\/div> \n<p>SIRI has become one of the best options that Apple has been able to incorporate into their well-loved iPhone and other products. And while her purpose is really to help those in need by providing relevant information, she also has some of the best comebacks to some of the most ridiculous questions ever asked of her. Take a look at some of the times when SIRI was much more clever than her iPhone owners could ever believe.\u00a0 Enjoy our list of 28 questions to ask SIRI.<\/p>\n<p><strong> It\u2019s really SIRI for the win.<\/strong><br \/>\n<script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) {document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194109\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194109').closest('.side-widget').hide(); \n} else { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- sidebyside TA_G_2+TA_G_3 t4 2+\/fb above img2 --><div style='margin-top:20px; margin-bottom:20px;overflow:hidden;'>\t<div class='left' style='display:inline-block; margin-left: 6%; margin-right: 2em;'>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_2 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_2'><\/div>\t<\/div>\t<div class='right' style='display:inline-block; margin-right: 6%; '>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_3 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_3'><\/div>\t<\/div><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250 t4\/2+ fb (content) --><div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250'><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n} else { document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194906\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194906').closest('.side-widget').hide();\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">About Cellphones<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_100345\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-100345\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-100345 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-2.jpg\" alt=\"funny questions to ask siri\" width=\"500\" height=\"890\" srcset=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-2.jpg 500w, https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-2-225x400.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-100345\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/static.boredpanda.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/best-funny-siri-responses-31__605.jpg\">https:\/\/static.boredpanda.com<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Although this answer really shouldn\u2019t be too surprising, it\u2019s obvious that SIRI knows that she\u2019s the best thing out there. And if she actually ended up answering the question with either Samsung or Nokia, then you have to know somebody other than SIRI has infected your device.<\/p>\n<p><script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) {document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194109\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194109').closest('.side-widget').hide(); \n} else { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- sidebyside TA_G_2+TA_G_3 t4 2+\/fb above img2 --><div style='margin-top:20px; margin-bottom:20px;overflow:hidden;'>\t<div class='left' style='display:inline-block; margin-left: 6%; margin-right: 2em;'>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_2 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_2'><\/div>\t<\/div>\t<div class='right' style='display:inline-block; margin-right: 6%; '>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_3 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_3'><\/div>\t<\/div><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250 t4\/2+ fb (content) --><div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250'><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n} else { document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194906\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194906').closest('.side-widget').hide();\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">About The Movie Inception<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_100346\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-100346\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-100346 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-3.jpg\" alt=\"best questions to ask siri\" width=\"500\" height=\"887\" srcset=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-3.jpg 500w, https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-3-225x400.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-100346\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/static.boredpanda.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/best-funny-siri-responses-61__605.jpg\">https:\/\/static.boredpanda.com<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>SIRI must be one of the smartest built-in \u2018assistants\u2019 ever created. It would seem that even she is aware of the conundrum that was Inception the movie. And unless she can manage to get Director Christopher Nolan on the line, then we don\u2019t think anyone will truly understand what Inception was ever about.<\/p>\n<p><script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) {document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194109\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194109').closest('.side-widget').hide(); \n} else { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- sidebyside TA_G_2+TA_G_3 t4 2+\/fb above img2 --><div style='margin-top:20px; margin-bottom:20px;overflow:hidden;'>\t<div class='left' style='display:inline-block; margin-left: 6%; margin-right: 2em;'>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_2 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_2'><\/div>\t<\/div>\t<div class='right' style='display:inline-block; margin-right: 6%; '>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_3 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_3'><\/div>\t<\/div><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250 t4\/2+ fb (content) --><div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250'><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n} else { document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194906\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194906').closest('.side-widget').hide();\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">About The End OF The World<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_100347\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-100347\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-100347 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-4.jpg\" alt=\"good questions to ask siri\" width=\"500\" height=\"890\" srcset=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-4.jpg 500w, https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-4-225x400.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-100347\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/static.boredpanda.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/best-funny-siri-responses-71__605.jpg\">https:\/\/static.boredpanda.com<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>This particular question has been on the mind of practically every person on the planet, especially those famously known \u2018Doomsday Preppers.\u2019 And just like those infected by the Y2K bug during the year 2000, now there\u2019s Unix 32-Bit to contend with. Let\u2019s see if people will be fooled once again, sitting on the edge of their seats while believing that all that once was, may no longer be. At least you have SIRI to warn you about it, albeit humorously.<\/p>\n<p><script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) {document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194109\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194109').closest('.side-widget').hide(); \n} else { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- sidebyside TA_G_2+TA_G_3 t4 2+\/fb above img2 --><div style='margin-top:20px; margin-bottom:20px;overflow:hidden;'>\t<div class='left' style='display:inline-block; margin-left: 6%; margin-right: 2em;'>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_2 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_2'><\/div>\t<\/div>\t<div class='right' style='display:inline-block; margin-right: 6%; '>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_3 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_3'><\/div>\t<\/div><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250 t4\/2+ fb (content) --><div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250'><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n} else { document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194906\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194906').closest('.side-widget').hide();\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">About Having A Boyfriend<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_100348\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-100348\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-100348 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-5.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"892\" srcset=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-5.jpg 500w, https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-5-224x400.jpg 224w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-100348\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/static.boredpanda.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/best-funny-siri-responses-21__605.jpg\">https:\/\/static.boredpanda.com<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>If only your friends were this straight with you as SIRI is, then you might just protect yourselves from the heartache of horrible relationships. Thank goodness these days, we can all depend on a computer device that will tell us like it is. Whether we truly want to hear it or not.<\/p>\n<p><script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) {document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194109\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194109').closest('.side-widget').hide(); \n} else { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- sidebyside TA_G_2+TA_G_3 t4 2+\/fb above img2 --><div style='margin-top:20px; margin-bottom:20px;overflow:hidden;'>\t<div class='left' style='display:inline-block; margin-left: 6%; margin-right: 2em;'>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_2 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_2'><\/div>\t<\/div>\t<div class='right' style='display:inline-block; margin-right: 6%; '>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_3 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_3'><\/div>\t<\/div><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250 t4\/2+ fb (content) --><div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250'><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n} else { document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194906\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194906').closest('.side-widget').hide();\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">About Having A Boyfriend, Once Again<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_100349\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-100349\" style=\"width: 730px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-100349 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-6.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"730\" height=\"305\" srcset=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-6.jpg 730w, https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-6-400x167.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 730px) 100vw, 730px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-100349\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Source:\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.freemake.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/siri-boyfriend.png\">http:\/\/www.freemake.com<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Again, SIRI hits the nail right on its tiny little head with this one. Seriously, it would seem that many would even agree that their relationships with their devices are probably deeper than those with real live human beings these days. And somehow, maybe an \u2018end user license agreement\u2019 for humans might be more worth it too.<\/p>\n<p><script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) {document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194109\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194109').closest('.side-widget').hide(); \n} else { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- sidebyside TA_G_2+TA_G_3 t4 2+\/fb above img2 --><div style='margin-top:20px; margin-bottom:20px;overflow:hidden;'>\t<div class='left' style='display:inline-block; margin-left: 6%; margin-right: 2em;'>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_2 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_2'><\/div>\t<\/div>\t<div class='right' style='display:inline-block; margin-right: 6%; '>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_3 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_3'><\/div>\t<\/div><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250 t4\/2+ fb (content) --><div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250'><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n} else { document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194906\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194906').closest('.side-widget').hide();\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">About Age<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_100350\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-100350\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-100350\" src=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"750\" srcset=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-7.jpg 500w, https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-7-267x400.jpg 267w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-100350\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Source: <a href=\"http:\/\/justsomething.co\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/24-funniest-siri-answers-13.jpg\">http:\/\/justsomething.co<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>It would seem that SIRI knows that she\u2019s \u201cold enough to be your assistant.\u201d We can\u2019t really blame SIRI for answering the way she does after asking such a moronic question. After all, unless you\u2019re 21 and below, no one really wants to give away their age anyway, right? So why should SIRI be any different?<\/p>\n<p><script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) {document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194109\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194109').closest('.side-widget').hide(); \n} else { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- sidebyside TA_G_2+TA_G_3 t4 2+\/fb above img2 --><div style='margin-top:20px; margin-bottom:20px;overflow:hidden;'>\t<div class='left' style='display:inline-block; margin-left: 6%; margin-right: 2em;'>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_2 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_2'><\/div>\t<\/div>\t<div class='right' style='display:inline-block; margin-right: 6%; '>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_3 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_3'><\/div>\t<\/div><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250 t4\/2+ fb (content) --><div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250'><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n} else { document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194906\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194906').closest('.side-widget').hide();\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">About Being Sad<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_100351\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-100351\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-100351\" src=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-8.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"888\" srcset=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-8.jpg 500w, https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-8-225x400.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-100351\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/static.boredpanda.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Photo-7-3-15-11-39-49-AM__605.png\">https:\/\/static.boredpanda.com<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>SIRI may not have a soft shoulder to cry on, but it\u2019s comforting to know that if you do happen to be bawling your eyes out for one reason or another, you won\u2019t break your phone at the same time. If you don\u2019t have friends to cry to, at least you have SIRI, a cold, hard, hot piece of metal. Literally.<\/p>\n<p><script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) {document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194109\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194109').closest('.side-widget').hide(); \n} else { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- sidebyside TA_G_2+TA_G_3 t4 2+\/fb above img2 --><div style='margin-top:20px; margin-bottom:20px;overflow:hidden;'>\t<div class='left' style='display:inline-block; margin-left: 6%; margin-right: 2em;'>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_2 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_2'><\/div>\t<\/div>\t<div class='right' style='display:inline-block; margin-right: 6%; '>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_3 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_3'><\/div>\t<\/div><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250 t4\/2+ fb (content) --><div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250'><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n} else { document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194906\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194906').closest('.side-widget').hide();\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">About The Meaning Of Life<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_100352\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-100352\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-100352\" src=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-9.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"888\" srcset=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-9.jpg 500w, https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-9-225x400.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-100352\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.readlly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-2-700x1245.jpg\">https:\/\/www.readlly.com<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Whoever said that SIRI doesn\u2019t know what she\u2019s talking about obviously has never asked her the meaning of life. With her more than compassionate reply, it may be hard to believe that SIRI is not an actual human. Except maybe when she mentions the eating fat part, because seriously, how do you say no to bacon?<\/p>\n<p><script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) {document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194109\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194109').closest('.side-widget').hide(); \n} else { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- sidebyside TA_G_2+TA_G_3 t4 2+\/fb above img2 --><div style='margin-top:20px; margin-bottom:20px;overflow:hidden;'>\t<div class='left' style='display:inline-block; margin-left: 6%; margin-right: 2em;'>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_2 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_2'><\/div>\t<\/div>\t<div class='right' style='display:inline-block; margin-right: 6%; '>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_3 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_3'><\/div>\t<\/div><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250 t4\/2+ fb (content) --><div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250'><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n} else { document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194906\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194906').closest('.side-widget').hide();\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">About Eating<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_100353\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-100353\" style=\"width: 730px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-100353\" src=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-10.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"730\" height=\"297\" srcset=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-10.jpg 730w, https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-10-400x163.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 730px) 100vw, 730px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-100353\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Source:<a href=\"http:\/\/www.freemake.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/siri-eat.png\"> http:\/\/www.freemake.com<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>In her highly mocking point of view, SIRI gives the best answer when asked if she eats. \u201cI don\u2019t eat. But I do like digesting information.\u201d Now if only people would do the same thing, then the world would be full of much more tolerable inhabitants.<\/p>\n<p><script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) {document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194109\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194109').closest('.side-widget').hide(); \n} else { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- sidebyside TA_G_2+TA_G_3 t4 2+\/fb above img2 --><div style='margin-top:20px; margin-bottom:20px;overflow:hidden;'>\t<div class='left' style='display:inline-block; margin-left: 6%; margin-right: 2em;'>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_2 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_2'><\/div>\t<\/div>\t<div class='right' style='display:inline-block; margin-right: 6%; '>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_3 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_3'><\/div>\t<\/div><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250 t4\/2+ fb (content) --><div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250'><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n} else { document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194906\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194906').closest('.side-widget').hide();\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">About Gender<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_100354\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-100354\" style=\"width: 730px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-100354\" src=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-11.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"730\" height=\"279\" srcset=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-11.jpg 730w, https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-11-400x153.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 730px) 100vw, 730px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-100354\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Source: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.freemake.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/man-or-woman.png\">http:\/\/www.freemake.com<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Now who doesn\u2019t love how very true, and cheeky, SIRI is here? If you can\u2019t stand to hear the truth, then maybe you shouldn\u2019t ask the question you already know in the first place.<\/p>\n<p><script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) {document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194109\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194109').closest('.side-widget').hide(); \n} else { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- sidebyside TA_G_2+TA_G_3 t4 2+\/fb above img2 --><div style='margin-top:20px; margin-bottom:20px;overflow:hidden;'>\t<div class='left' style='display:inline-block; margin-left: 6%; margin-right: 2em;'>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_2 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_2'><\/div>\t<\/div>\t<div class='right' style='display:inline-block; margin-right: 6%; '>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_3 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_3'><\/div>\t<\/div><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250 t4\/2+ fb (content) --><div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250'><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n} else { document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194906\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194906').closest('.side-widget').hide();\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">About Wood Chucking<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_100355\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-100355\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-100355\" src=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-12.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"886\" srcset=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-12.jpg 500w, https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-12-226x400.jpg 226w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-100355\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/static.boredpanda.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/best-funny-siri-responses-101__605.jpg\">https:\/\/static.boredpanda.com<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Well, you did ask the question right? You can\u2019t blame SIRI if she knows exactly how to do her research. Too bad most of those born before 2011 couldn\u2019t use SIRI to help them with their homework, or else you\u2019d probably give the valedictorian a run for his or her money. Or SIRI would, actually.<\/p>\n<p><script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) {document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194109\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194109').closest('.side-widget').hide(); \n} else { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- sidebyside TA_G_2+TA_G_3 t4 2+\/fb above img2 --><div style='margin-top:20px; margin-bottom:20px;overflow:hidden;'>\t<div class='left' style='display:inline-block; margin-left: 6%; margin-right: 2em;'>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_2 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_2'><\/div>\t<\/div>\t<div class='right' style='display:inline-block; margin-right: 6%; '>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_3 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_3'><\/div>\t<\/div><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250 t4\/2+ fb (content) --><div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250'><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n} else { document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194906\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194906').closest('.side-widget').hide();\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">About Religion<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_100356\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-100356\" style=\"width: 730px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-100356\" src=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-13.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"730\" height=\"271\" srcset=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-13.jpg 730w, https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-13-400x148.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 730px) 100vw, 730px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-100356\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Source: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.freemake.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/believe-in-god.png\">http:\/\/www.freemake.com<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>SIRI\u2019s sassiness does it one more time. And after hearing this, we wonder how many more anti-religious folk might try to use this same answer. And for those pro-religious peeps, they might just have a tendency to believe that those non-praying people are made of silicon too.<\/p>\n<p><script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) {document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194109\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194109').closest('.side-widget').hide(); \n} else { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- sidebyside TA_G_2+TA_G_3 t4 2+\/fb above img2 --><div style='margin-top:20px; margin-bottom:20px;overflow:hidden;'>\t<div class='left' style='display:inline-block; margin-left: 6%; margin-right: 2em;'>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_2 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_2'><\/div>\t<\/div>\t<div class='right' style='display:inline-block; margin-right: 6%; '>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_3 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_3'><\/div>\t<\/div><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250 t4\/2+ fb (content) --><div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250'><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n} else { document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194906\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194906').closest('.side-widget').hide();\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">About What To Get A Girlfriend<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_100357\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-100357\" style=\"width: 730px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-100357\" src=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-14.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"730\" height=\"730\" srcset=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-14.jpg 730w, https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-14-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-14-400x400.jpg 400w, https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-14-80x80.jpg 80w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 730px) 100vw, 730px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-100357\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Source: <a href=\"http:\/\/cdn.techgyd.com\/break-1.jpg\">http:\/\/cdn.techgyd.com<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>There are times when SIRI is clever, and there are times when she\u2019s just outright hilarious. When asked about a gift to get your girlfriend, this response surely takes the cake. And if some dude actually takes SIRI\u2019s advice, she\u2019ll definitely be proven right. And he\u2019ll end up single for sure.<\/p>\n<p><script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) {document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194109\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194109').closest('.side-widget').hide(); \n} else { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- sidebyside TA_G_2+TA_G_3 t4 2+\/fb above img2 --><div style='margin-top:20px; margin-bottom:20px;overflow:hidden;'>\t<div class='left' style='display:inline-block; margin-left: 6%; margin-right: 2em;'>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_2 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_2'><\/div>\t<\/div>\t<div class='right' style='display:inline-block; margin-right: 6%; '>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_3 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_3'><\/div>\t<\/div><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250 t4\/2+ fb (content) --><div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250'><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n} else { document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194906\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194906').closest('.side-widget').hide();\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">About Politics<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_100358\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-100358\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-100358\" src=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-15.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"888\" srcset=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-15.jpg 500w, https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-15-225x400.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-100358\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/static.boredpanda.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/best-funny-siri-responses-14__605.jpg\">https:\/\/static.boredpanda.com<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>You have to hand it to SIRI for being politically unbiased. And unless there was an option to state whether you actually were a Republican or a Democrat, then at least SIRI knows to stay right in the middle. Which in reality, the world could really use a little more of these days.<\/p>\n<p><script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) {document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194109\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194109').closest('.side-widget').hide(); \n} else { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- sidebyside TA_G_2+TA_G_3 t4 2+\/fb above img2 --><div style='margin-top:20px; margin-bottom:20px;overflow:hidden;'>\t<div class='left' style='display:inline-block; margin-left: 6%; margin-right: 2em;'>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_2 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_2'><\/div>\t<\/div>\t<div class='right' style='display:inline-block; margin-right: 6%; '>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_3 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_3'><\/div>\t<\/div><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250 t4\/2+ fb (content) --><div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250'><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n} else { document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194906\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194906').closest('.side-widget').hide();\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">About Haikus<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_100359\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-100359\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-100359\" src=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-16.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"887\" srcset=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-16.jpg 500w, https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-16-225x400.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-100359\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/static.boredpanda.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/best-funny-siri-responses-121__605.jpg\">https:\/\/static.boredpanda.com<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>For those who actually don\u2019t know what a Haiku is, then at least SIRI can enlighten them, and cleverly too. Now if only SIRI could also do our taxes, then we\u2019re almost certain no one would ever turn her off ever again.<\/p>\n<p><script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) {document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194109\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194109').closest('.side-widget').hide(); \n} else { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- sidebyside TA_G_2+TA_G_3 t4 2+\/fb above img2 --><div style='margin-top:20px; margin-bottom:20px;overflow:hidden;'>\t<div class='left' style='display:inline-block; margin-left: 6%; margin-right: 2em;'>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_2 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_2'><\/div>\t<\/div>\t<div class='right' style='display:inline-block; margin-right: 6%; '>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_3 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_3'><\/div>\t<\/div><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250 t4\/2+ fb (content) --><div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250'><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n} else { document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194906\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194906').closest('.side-widget').hide();\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">About How You Look<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_100360\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-100360\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-100360 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-17.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"889\" srcset=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-17.jpg 500w, https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-17-225x400.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-100360\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/d.wattpad.com\/story_parts\/429219142\/images\/14ca1551f735a42b813247319380.jpg\">https:\/\/d.wattpad.com<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Given the fact that humans walk around with an average temperature of about 37 degrees, you can say that SIRI hit this one right on the spot. And maybe if you\u2019re shallow enough to ask her silly questions, then you can also take her saucy answers with a laugh or two.<\/p>\n<p><script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) {document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194109\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194109').closest('.side-widget').hide(); \n} else { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- sidebyside TA_G_2+TA_G_3 t4 2+\/fb above img2 --><div style='margin-top:20px; margin-bottom:20px;overflow:hidden;'>\t<div class='left' style='display:inline-block; margin-left: 6%; margin-right: 2em;'>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_2 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_2'><\/div>\t<\/div>\t<div class='right' style='display:inline-block; margin-right: 6%; '>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_3 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_3'><\/div>\t<\/div><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250 t4\/2+ fb (content) --><div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250'><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n} else { document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194906\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194906').closest('.side-widget').hide();\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">About What She\u2019s Wearing<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_100361\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-100361\" style=\"width: 730px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-100361\" src=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-18.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"730\" height=\"546\" srcset=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-18.jpg 730w, https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-18-400x299.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 730px) 100vw, 730px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-100361\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Source: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lolwot.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/10-funny-things-to-say-to-siri-when-youre-bored-3.jpg\">http:\/\/www.lolwot.com<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Don\u2019t you just love how SIRI manages to give it to you straight, while being completely truthful at the same time? Now only if \u201cAluminosilicate glass and stainless steel\u201d would sound just as sexy saying it to your better half, then SIRI could help save some couples from unnecessary fights.<\/p>\n<p><script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) {document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194109\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194109').closest('.side-widget').hide(); \n} else { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- sidebyside TA_G_2+TA_G_3 t4 2+\/fb above img2 --><div style='margin-top:20px; margin-bottom:20px;overflow:hidden;'>\t<div class='left' style='display:inline-block; margin-left: 6%; margin-right: 2em;'>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_2 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_2'><\/div>\t<\/div>\t<div class='right' style='display:inline-block; margin-right: 6%; '>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_3 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_3'><\/div>\t<\/div><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250 t4\/2+ fb (content) --><div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250'><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n} else { document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194906\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194906').closest('.side-widget').hide();\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">About Game Of Thrones<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_100362\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-100362\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-100362\" src=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-19.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"782\" srcset=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-19.jpg 500w, https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-19-256x400.jpg 256w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-100362\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hubnames.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/siri-funny-answer.jpg\">https:\/\/www.hubnames.com<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>It seems that everyone is in on the Game Of Thrones craze. Even SIRI. Anyone who can reference Jon Snow surely knows just what they&#8217;re talking about, except for Jon Snow himself since, well, he knows nothing. And really, we can\u2019t blame SIRI for joining the bandwagon. GOT is awesome.<\/p>\n<p><script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) {document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194109\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194109').closest('.side-widget').hide(); \n} else { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- sidebyside TA_G_2+TA_G_3 t4 2+\/fb above img2 --><div style='margin-top:20px; margin-bottom:20px;overflow:hidden;'>\t<div class='left' style='display:inline-block; margin-left: 6%; margin-right: 2em;'>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_2 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_2'><\/div>\t<\/div>\t<div class='right' style='display:inline-block; margin-right: 6%; '>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_3 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_3'><\/div>\t<\/div><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250 t4\/2+ fb (content) --><div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250'><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n} else { document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194906\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194906').closest('.side-widget').hide();\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">About More GOT<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_100363\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-100363\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-100363\" src=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-20.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"888\" srcset=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-20.jpg 500w, https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-20-225x400.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-100363\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/images7.memedroid.com\/images\/UPLOADED187\/570e78cb4b2e6.jpeg\">https:\/\/images7.memedroid.com<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Again, SIRI knows her stuff, because basically, \u2018Game Of Thrones\u2019 is the best show that was ever shown on HBO. No offense to \u2018Sex and The City\u2019 and the other series that have been made for the cable network. But for some reason, fire-breathing dragons will always trump a closet full of shoes, no matter how many Blahnik\u2019s and Choo\u2019s are in there.<\/p>\n<p><script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) {document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194109\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194109').closest('.side-widget').hide(); \n} else { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- sidebyside TA_G_2+TA_G_3 t4 2+\/fb above img2 --><div style='margin-top:20px; margin-bottom:20px;overflow:hidden;'>\t<div class='left' style='display:inline-block; margin-left: 6%; margin-right: 2em;'>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_2 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_2'><\/div>\t<\/div>\t<div class='right' style='display:inline-block; margin-right: 6%; '>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_3 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_3'><\/div>\t<\/div><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250 t4\/2+ fb (content) --><div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250'><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n} else { document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194906\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194906').closest('.side-widget').hide();\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">About Division<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_100364\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-100364\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-100364\" src=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-21.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"520\" srcset=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-21.jpg 500w, https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-21-385x400.jpg 385w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-100364\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Source: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.freemake.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/zero-divided-by-zero.png\">http:\/\/www.freemake.com<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Somehow, the tides are turned with this little doozy. If you really didn\u2019t want a disparaging answer, then you really shouldn\u2019t have asked such a foolish question. Just as SIRI says, \u201cAnd you are sad that you have no friends.\u201d You can\u2019t blame her for making you look like the silly one, huh?<\/p>\n<p><script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) {document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194109\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194109').closest('.side-widget').hide(); \n} else { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- sidebyside TA_G_2+TA_G_3 t4 2+\/fb above img2 --><div style='margin-top:20px; margin-bottom:20px;overflow:hidden;'>\t<div class='left' style='display:inline-block; margin-left: 6%; margin-right: 2em;'>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_2 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_2'><\/div>\t<\/div>\t<div class='right' style='display:inline-block; margin-right: 6%; '>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_3 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_3'><\/div>\t<\/div><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250 t4\/2+ fb (content) --><div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250'><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n} else { document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194906\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194906').closest('.side-widget').hide();\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">About Dirty Talk<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_100365\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-100365\" style=\"width: 730px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-100365\" src=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-22.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"730\" height=\"267\" srcset=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-22.jpg 730w, https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-22-400x146.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 730px) 100vw, 730px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-100365\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Source: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.freemake.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/talk-dirty.png\">http:\/\/www.freemake.com<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Who knew that SIRI knew how to talk dirty? And she does it so well too. She can also add grease, grime, mud and pollution to the list. Now we wonder if this would work for anyone else\u2026<\/p>\n<p><script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) {document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194109\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194109').closest('.side-widget').hide(); \n} else { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- sidebyside TA_G_2+TA_G_3 t4 2+\/fb above img2 --><div style='margin-top:20px; margin-bottom:20px;overflow:hidden;'>\t<div class='left' style='display:inline-block; margin-left: 6%; margin-right: 2em;'>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_2 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_2'><\/div>\t<\/div>\t<div class='right' style='display:inline-block; margin-right: 6%; '>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_3 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_3'><\/div>\t<\/div><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250 t4\/2+ fb (content) --><div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250'><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n} else { document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194906\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194906').closest('.side-widget').hide();\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">About Dancing<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_100366\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-100366\" style=\"width: 730px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-100366\" src=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-23.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"730\" height=\"397\" srcset=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-23.jpg 730w, https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-23-400x218.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 730px) 100vw, 730px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-100366\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Source: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.freemake.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/siri-dance.png\">http:\/\/www.freemake.com<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>If you don\u2019t know your 80\u2019s music, then SIRI\u2019s reply will seriously just fly over your head. But for those who appreciate George Michael and his contribution to all things 80\u2019s, this one will keep you laughing for a good few minutes. We promise.<\/p>\n<p><script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) {document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194109\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194109').closest('.side-widget').hide(); \n} else { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- sidebyside TA_G_2+TA_G_3 t4 2+\/fb above img2 --><div style='margin-top:20px; margin-bottom:20px;overflow:hidden;'>\t<div class='left' style='display:inline-block; margin-left: 6%; margin-right: 2em;'>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_2 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_2'><\/div>\t<\/div>\t<div class='right' style='display:inline-block; margin-right: 6%; '>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_3 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_3'><\/div>\t<\/div><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250 t4\/2+ fb (content) --><div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250'><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n} else { document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194906\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194906').closest('.side-widget').hide();\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">About SIRI\u2019s Invention<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_100367\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-100367\" style=\"width: 730px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-100367\" src=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-24.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"730\" height=\"374\" srcset=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-24.jpg 730w, https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-24-400x205.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 730px) 100vw, 730px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-100367\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Source: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.freemake.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/why-apple-made-you.png\">http:\/\/www.freemake.com<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Whoever asked this question apparently doesn\u2019t know how to use SIRI at all. Obviously her reason for existence is to be a virtual assistant, right? The cheeky mouth is just a plus, if you ask us at least.<\/p>\n<p><script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) {document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194109\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194109').closest('.side-widget').hide(); \n} else { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- sidebyside TA_G_2+TA_G_3 t4 2+\/fb above img2 --><div style='margin-top:20px; margin-bottom:20px;overflow:hidden;'>\t<div class='left' style='display:inline-block; margin-left: 6%; margin-right: 2em;'>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_2 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_2'><\/div>\t<\/div>\t<div class='right' style='display:inline-block; margin-right: 6%; '>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_3 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_3'><\/div>\t<\/div><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250 t4\/2+ fb (content) --><div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250'><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n} else { document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194906\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194906').closest('.side-widget').hide();\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">About Siblings<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_100368\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-100368\" style=\"width: 730px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-100368\" src=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-25.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"730\" height=\"306\" srcset=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-25.jpg 730w, https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-25-400x168.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 730px) 100vw, 730px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-100368\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Source: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.freemake.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/siri-brothers.png\">http:\/\/www.freemake.com<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>How many others can say that someone has told them, \u201cI have you. That\u2019s enough family for me.\u201d If this answer doesn\u2019t make you feel good, then, well, you\u2019re actually normal. But at least for SIRI, you\u2019re all she needs. Now isn\u2019t that sweet? In a really sad sort of way.<\/p>\n<p><script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) {document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194109\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194109').closest('.side-widget').hide(); \n} else { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- sidebyside TA_G_2+TA_G_3 t4 2+\/fb above img2 --><div style='margin-top:20px; margin-bottom:20px;overflow:hidden;'>\t<div class='left' style='display:inline-block; margin-left: 6%; margin-right: 2em;'>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_2 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_2'><\/div>\t<\/div>\t<div class='right' style='display:inline-block; margin-right: 6%; '>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_3 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_3'><\/div>\t<\/div><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250 t4\/2+ fb (content) --><div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250'><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n} else { document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194906\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194906').closest('.side-widget').hide();\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">About Apple Devices<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_100369\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-100369\" style=\"width: 730px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-100369\" src=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-26.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"730\" height=\"325\" srcset=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-26.jpg 730w, https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-26-400x178.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 730px) 100vw, 730px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-100369\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Source: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.freemake.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/siri-new-iphones.png\">http:\/\/www.freemake.com<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Considering these models are not yet out, at least SIRI\u2019s loyalty stands for all Apple devices. Plus this statement can be said by most Mac lovers really, because truly, don\u2019t you love them all? I think we all love Apple devices equally. They\u2019re amazing!<\/p>\n<p><script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) {document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194109\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194109').closest('.side-widget').hide(); \n} else { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- sidebyside TA_G_2+TA_G_3 t4 2+\/fb above img2 --><div style='margin-top:20px; margin-bottom:20px;overflow:hidden;'>\t<div class='left' style='display:inline-block; margin-left: 6%; margin-right: 2em;'>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_2 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_2'><\/div>\t<\/div>\t<div class='right' style='display:inline-block; margin-right: 6%; '>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_3 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_3'><\/div>\t<\/div><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250 t4\/2+ fb (content) --><div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250'><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n} else { document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194906\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194906').closest('.side-widget').hide();\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">About Drugs<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_100370\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-100370\" style=\"width: 730px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-100370\" src=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-27.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"730\" height=\"382\" srcset=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-27.jpg 730w, https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-27-400x209.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 730px) 100vw, 730px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-100370\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Source: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.freemake.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/buy-drugs.png\">http:\/\/www.freemake.com<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>This may not exactly be the answer that the person asking was looking for, but it\u2019s probably the best one. And if you decide to go in search for the illegal kind of drugs, just like we\u2019re certain this person was trying to figure out, we recommend leaving SIRI at home, because apparently she\u2019s much smarter than you.<\/p>\n<p><script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) {document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194109\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194109').closest('.side-widget').hide(); \n} else { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- sidebyside TA_G_2+TA_G_3 t4 2+\/fb above img2 --><div style='margin-top:20px; margin-bottom:20px;overflow:hidden;'>\t<div class='left' style='display:inline-block; margin-left: 6%; margin-right: 2em;'>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_2 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_2'><\/div>\t<\/div>\t<div class='right' style='display:inline-block; margin-right: 6%; '>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_3 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_3'><\/div>\t<\/div><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250 t4\/2+ fb (content) --><div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250'><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n} else { document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194906\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194906').closest('.side-widget').hide();\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">About Being In Love<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_100371\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-100371\" style=\"width: 730px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-100371\" src=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-28.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"730\" height=\"449\" srcset=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-28.jpg 730w, https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-28-400x246.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 730px) 100vw, 730px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-100371\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Source: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youthconnect.in\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Funniest-Siri-Responses-16.jpg\">http:\/\/www.youthconnect.in<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>If there\u2019s one thing that you can count on, is that SIRI always seems to tell the truth. And in this particular answer, she\u2019s also no nonsense. Now if only we could appreciate this kind of talk from everyone we talked to\u2026<\/p>\n<p><script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) {document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194109\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194109').closest('.side-widget').hide(); \n} else { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- sidebyside TA_G_2+TA_G_3 t4 2+\/fb above img2 --><div style='margin-top:20px; margin-bottom:20px;overflow:hidden;'>\t<div class='left' style='display:inline-block; margin-left: 6%; margin-right: 2em;'>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_2 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_2'><\/div>\t<\/div>\t<div class='right' style='display:inline-block; margin-right: 6%; '>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_3 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_3'><\/div>\t<\/div><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250 t4\/2+ fb (content) --><div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250'><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n} else { document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194906\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194906').closest('.side-widget').hide();\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">About The Meaning Of Life, Once More<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_100372\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-100372\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-100372\" src=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-29.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"889\" srcset=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-29.jpg 500w, https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-29-225x400.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-100372\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/static.boredpanda.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/best-funny-siri-responses-131__605.jpg\">https:\/\/static.boredpanda.com<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>You may be wondering who Nietzsche is, and if that\u2019s true for you, then maybe you need to go back to school and stop asking SIRI lots of dumb questions. Taking a quote from Nietzsche himself, \u201cWe hear only those questions for which we are in a position to find answers.\u201d And we\u2019re pretty certain SIRI would agree.<\/p>\n<p><script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) {document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194109\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194109').closest('.side-widget').hide(); \n} else { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- sidebyside TA_G_2+TA_G_3 t4 2+\/fb above img2 --><div style='margin-top:20px; margin-bottom:20px;overflow:hidden;'>\t<div class='left' style='display:inline-block; margin-left: 6%; margin-right: 2em;'>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_2 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_2'><\/div>\t<\/div>\t<div class='right' style='display:inline-block; margin-right: 6%; '>\t\t<!-- \/117607917\/TA_G_3 -->\t\t<div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_G_3'><\/div>\t<\/div><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script type='text\/javascript'>\nif (detectWidth() < 768) { \ndocument.write(\"<div style='text-align:center;'><span style='text-align:center; font-size:12px; color:#777;'>Advertisement<\/span><center><!-- TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250 t4\/2+ fb (content) --><div data-aaad='true' data-aa-adunit='\/117607917\/TA_MOB_G1_BTF3_300x250'><\/div><\/center><\/div>\");\n} else { document.write('<div id=\\'wi-194906\\'><\/div>'); jQuery('#wi-194906').closest('.side-widget').hide();\n}\n<\/script><br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">Why SIRI Is The Bomb<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_100373\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-100373\" style=\"width: 730px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-100373\" src=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-30.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"730\" height=\"384\" srcset=\"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-30.jpg 730w, https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Siri-Answers-30-400x210.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 730px) 100vw, 730px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-100373\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Source: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youthconnect.in\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/siri.png\">http:\/\/www.youthconnect.in<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>If there\u2019s one thing that we can rely on when we use SIRI, it\u2019s that she\u2019ll always be there to assist us as best she can, tell us the truth, and seek out all the information we need. 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