{"id":209143,"date":"2019-01-21T00:27:24","date_gmt":"2019-01-21T00:27:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/?p=209143"},"modified":"2019-02-08T12:21:12","modified_gmt":"2019-02-08T12:21:12","slug":"man-orders-pizza-for-the-past-10-years-what-happens-next-will-blow-your-brains-out-tis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/trueactivist.com\/man-orders-pizza-for-the-past-10-years-what-happens-next-will-blow-your-brains-out-tis\/","title":{"rendered":"Man Orders Pizza For The Past 10 Years…What Happens Next Will Blow Your Brains Out!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Kirk Alexander could probably be considered an average American guy by most standards. He lived alone, worked at home, and liked pizza just a little too much. Apparently, Kirk loved pizza so much that he had Domino\u2019s delivered to his house daily for an entire decade. So when a day passed by without an order from Kirk, the store staff knew that something must have been terribly wrong, and how right they were. <\/span><\/p>\n

Here\u2019s one particular time when pizza managed to save a man\u2019s life rather than kill him. And here\u2019s how\u2026 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Kirk Alexander From Salem<\/span><\/h2>\n
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Kirk Alexander was a 48-year old man living in Salem, Oregon. Not only was he a single male living alone, he also worked from the comforts of his own home, hardly ever stepping outside. <\/span><\/p>\n

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He Doesn\u2019t Come Out Much<\/span><\/h1>\n
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As a matter of fact, Kirk would hardly be seen outside of his house at all. One of his very own neighbors, Robert Lalonde, shared, \u201cI knock on the door every once in a while but sometimes he answers. Very seldom does he ever answer the door.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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He\u2019s A Nice Guy<\/span><\/h2>\n
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Although he may keep to himself for the most part, another one of his neighbors, Ben Theodoriches explained, \u201cHe\u2019s a pretty good guy \u2013 kind of stayed way from everybody. He\u2019s come over a couple of times and helped us fix computers and, you know, he\u2019s just good at that.\u201d\u00a0 <\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n

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The Domino\u2019s Staff Knew Him<\/span><\/h1>\n
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Yet despite the fact that Kirk hardly ever left his house, the people at the local Domino\u2019s Pizza branch on Silverton Road Northeast sure knew who he was. They actually felt like they knew him quite well considering that he basically ordered food from them every single day. <\/span><\/p>\n

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A Decade Long<\/span><\/h2>\n
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Kirk not only got his daily food intake from Domino\u2019s Pizza, but he had been ordering from this very same branch for an incredible 10 years. That was an entire decade of dough, pizza, cheese and a whole bunch of toppings, but that wasn\u2019t all.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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He Was Such A Regular<\/span><\/h1>\n
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Kirk was such a regular that basically all of the staff of Domino\u2019s knew him by name, if not face. While not everyone had the chance to deliver his orders to him, they did see his name pop up on the screen most days if it was their day to man the screens. <\/span><\/p>\n

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Sarah Fuller<\/span><\/h2>\n
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The store\u2019s General Manager, Sarah Fuller, was much more aware of who Kirk was. She knew that he was considered one of their very best customers, given that he would place a different order practically every single day. <\/span><\/p>\n

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Ordering Online<\/span><\/h1>\n
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Sarah even mentioned that it was basically expected, explaining, \u201cKirk is a very well-known customer, but he doesn\u2019t have a regular order \u2013 he\u2019ll order anything from pasta or pizza to sandwiches or wings. It\u2019s never the same thing every time.\u201d She continued, \u201cHis order pops up on the screen because he orders online. So we see it come across the screen and we\u2019re like, \u2018Oh, Kirk\u2019s order.\u2019 \u201d <\/span><\/p>\n

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The Delivery Guys Knew Him More<\/span><\/h2>\n
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According to the store\u2019s manager, Sarah, \u201cOur delivery drivers he knows really well, because obviously he has conversations with them at the door.\u201d But aside from them, Kirk really mostly kept to himself for the most part.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Then One Day He Just Stopped<\/span><\/h1>\n
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So sometime in May of 2016, the Domino\u2019s staff noticed that Kirk hadn\u2019t placed an order for the first time in years. But since they weren\u2019t privy to his private life, a few thought to themselves that maybe he decided to take a vacation once and for all.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Growing Concerned<\/span><\/h2>\n
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But then when a whole week had passed without an order from Kirk, the staff had to admit that they were growing more and more concerned about their missing customer. Sarah explained, \u201cA few of my drivers had mentioned that we hadn\u2019t seen his order come across our screen in awhile\u2026\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n

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Almost Two Weeks<\/span><\/h1>\n
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Sarah then went on to say, \u201c So I went and looked up to see how long it had been since he last ordered and it was 11 days, which is not like him at all.\u201d Call it intuition but Sarah just knew that something was off. <\/span><\/p>\n

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Driving To His House<\/span><\/h2>\n
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Sarah shared, \u201cIt was about 1 a.m. Sunday morning, and we weren\u2019t terribly busy. So I asked one of our regular drivers, Tracey Hamblen, who knew Alexander to stop by the customer\u2019s home on Penticton Circle NE and check it out. We all know Kirk and he only lives about six minutes from our store, so the whole team was concerned.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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He Didn\u2019t Answer<\/span><\/h1>\n
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Apparently, Tracey knew that Kirk \u201csuffered from severe health issues,\u201d making him more anxious. So as soon as he got to Kirk\u2019s home, he knocked on the door and hoped to get a response. But Sarah explained, \u201cHe wasn\u2019t answering his door but there was lights on, and you could hear the TV playing.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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He Was Probably Home<\/span><\/h2>\n
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From what they could decipher, Kirk was definitely home. But what they found strange was why he would suddenly stop ordering from them when he had been doing so for an entire decade. Sarah iterated how they felt, which was \u201cKind of scared, worried. What happened? What was going on?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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Calling 911<\/span><\/h1>\n
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Somehow Sarah and the Domino\u2019s employees knew that they couldn\u2019t just sit back and do nothing. Something just felt wrong, so they agreed that they should make a call to the police to explain the very strange, yet very worrisome, turn of events. <\/span><\/p>\n

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A Customer Needs Help<\/span><\/h2>\n
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Since Tracey was the one who had driven to Kirk\u2019s home, he was also the one who spoke with the authorities. He knew the entire situation was incredibly bizarre, but he would explain it in the best way he could. <\/span><\/p>\n

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Hasn\u2019t Ordered In 11 Days<\/span><\/h1>\n
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Tracey explains, \u201cWell, I need some help on what to do, it could be an emergency. This is Domino\u2019s Pizza and we have a customer that usually orders like every night from us. And he hasn\u2019t ordered in 11 days.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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Promising To Check<\/span><\/h2>\n
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Gratefully, the police took them seriously and said that they would go and check in on the situation. And it was a good thing they did too, because when they made it back to Kirk\u2019s home, they were going to find out some horrible news. <\/span><\/p>\n

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Knocking On His Door<\/span><\/h1>\n
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When the authorities got to his home, they knocked on the door and waited for a response. Suddenly, they heard someone faintly shouting for help. It was said, \u201cI guess they could hear him inside, yelling for help.\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n

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Breaking Down The Door<\/span><\/h2>\n
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Upon hearing Kirk shouting, they knew they couldn\u2019t wait any longer. It was shared, \u201cSo they broke down the door and the paramedics got in and got him down to the hospital.\u201d Given the time that had passed, they could only hope that they had reached Kirk in time to make a difference. <\/span><\/p>\n

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Taking Him To Salem Hospital<\/span><\/h1>\n
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The paramedics brought Kirk straight to the Salem Hospital so that they could do a proper assessment of what had happened to him. The devastating news was that he had suffered from a stroke, and was also highly dehydrated as well. <\/span><\/p>\n

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Getting The Proper Medical Care<\/span><\/h2>\n
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Incredibly, because of the staff of Kirk\u2019s local Domino\u2019s pizza, people that consider him a friend that\u2019s somehow like family, Kirk will hopefully be able to make a complete recovery. Sarah even went on to share, \u201cWe\u2019re like a family here, and we were glad we were able to do something to help. We hope he\u2019s able to fully recover from this.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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Going Viral<\/span><\/h1>\n
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Before they knew it, the story was picked up by a number of news outlets and the story had gone viral. Favorite talk show, Good Morning America, had even requested for an interview with Sarah, and her assistant manager Jenny, to talk about the things that led up to them helping rescue Kirk, as well as to congratulate them for a job well done. <\/span><\/p>\n

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Small Town Heroes<\/span><\/h2>\n
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They even called the Domino\u2019s staff \u2018heroes\u2019 for saving Kirk\u2019s life, although Sarah, completely humbled shared, \u201cI think we were just doing our job checking in on someone we know who orders a lot. We felt like we needed to do something.\u201d And amazingly, that \u2018something\u2019 saved a man\u2019s life.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Marion County Sheriff\u2019s Office<\/span><\/h1>\n
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Even the Marion County Sheriff\u2019s Office put out a statement thanking them saying, \u201cThanks to the quick actions of Mr. Hamblen, Mr. Alexander is in stable condition at the Salem Hospital. The Sheriff\u2019s Office would like to personally thank Mr. Hamblen for his quick actions and willingness to take time out of his day to care for others.\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n

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In Recovery<\/span><\/h2>\n
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Good Morning America, or GMA, even went to check up on Kirk to see how he was doing. They found out that he was slowly recovering, finally speaking in more than just a yes and a no, and on his way to a rehab facility. The Domino\u2019s staff even shared, \u201cWe want to give him flowers, cards, hopefully help him recover faster knowing that people do care about him.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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Tickets To Captain America<\/span><\/h1>\n
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In another wonderful turn of events, GMA surprised the already indebted staff with tickets to \u2018Captain America: Civil War,\u2019 along with a whole night out because of what they did for Kirk. And Sarah and Jenny would also be told that they would be headed to the \u2018Domino\u2019s Worldwide Rally\u2019 that year, and they couldn\u2019t be more pleased. <\/span><\/p>\n

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Changing Things Up<\/span><\/h2>\n
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Although not much news has been shared about Kirk since his incredible recovery from his past health issues, we can only assume that his doctors have probably told him to change up his diet and lessen his fast food intake. But even though he may no longer be ordering from Domino\u2019s every single day, he sure has made a whole bunch of friends for the rest of his life. <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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