8. Pork Rib Shaped Patties

Why there’s a need to shape burger patties as boneless pork riblets is as much of a mystery to us as it may be to you. But if this is what you’re looking for, then drive on to the nearest Walmart and pick up a box. Maybe it’s just for fun, or maybe it really does taste different from other pork patties, at least we know that it’s out there for our possible enjoyment and even more amusement.

9. Meat Water

Although we can’t speak for most, it is our assumption that meat water might not exactly quench your thirst the way you want it too. Most citizens prefer water that’s clear, calorie free and well, tasteless… Maybe this caters to those who choose to eat vegetarian, but sometimes miss the taste of a nice, juicy steak on their tongue. In reality, though, it’s actual purpose is a way for those gym fanatics to get a quick protein fix right before hitting the gym! So for whatever purpose you may require for buying some Meat Water, stop by the nearest Walmart and see if this is worth a try.