They Won’t Keep Your Secrets, Secret
If you’re having an affair, even if you think the hotel staff doesn’t know, they know. And they’re not going to keep your secrets to themselves. Remember, most of the staff have been doing their job for quite a long time, and they can spot a cheating couple when they see one. Good thing that it’s against the law to give out guest information to anyone, or else the next time your wife comes to check, she might end up finding you in bed with, well, not her.
