They Won’t Wash Your Sex Toys

No matter how cute they are or how sweetly you ask them, your hotel maid is not going to clean your sex toys. In fact, she won’t go anywhere near them. If you’ve left them in a drawer, she’s probably seen them, and more so if you’ve ridiculously asked if she can handle them with love and care for you. But no matter what hotel you’re staying in, this is probably one request where every single employee will draw the line.

They Give You Nicknames

Most hotel maids give regular nicknames to their guests. Although they usually give them based on your hotel habits, sometimes they give them based on how they feel about you. And if you’re one of those guests that ask for strange or out of this world demands, like having your sex toys cleaned, be sure they’ll have a special name just for you. So if you think the hotel staff is talking behind your back? That’s because they probably are.