Why Santa Didn’t Come Down The Chimney This Year

Maybe the next time your kids ask you why Santa didn’t bother to go to your house on Christmas Eve, you can show them this picture. You can explain that sometimes Santa has too much scotch and just can’t manage to make it down the chimney. Shame on you Santa, shame… on… you… And if these pictures teach us anything, it’s that the next time you decide to take one for the team, you better hope you’re near home so that no one can blackmail you in the future. It may be too late for these guys, but you can still keep your intoxication in check.