About Drugs

This may not exactly be the answer that the person asking was looking for, but it’s probably the best one. And if you decide to go in search for the illegal kind of drugs, just like we’re certain this person was trying to figure out, we recommend leaving SIRI at home, because apparently she’s much smarter than you.

About Being In Love

If there’s one thing that you can count on, is that SIRI always seems to tell the truth. And in this particular answer, she’s also no nonsense. Now if only we could appreciate this kind of talk from everyone we talked to…