An Epic Break Up

“I was bussing and cleaning tables around them and got the gist that she lived with him and he bought her a car, but now he’s taking it back and needs her to move out, though he will give her time. Then he waved me down, left a huge tip, kissed her on the cheek, and left her sitting there. She sat there staring at the table for about an hour before picking up her phone and calling someone. It was the most epic, heart-wrenching, well-played break up I’ve ever seen.”