Like A Freight Train

We all need our sleep. Apparently, this person assumed that he needed it more. He calls for help because the woman with him was snoring like a freight train. He was right because the operator on the other line heard it as well. Maybe he should just get earplugs next time.

Missing Car

A woman started to panic when her Chevy van went missing. Who would steal from her? She called the hotline, but when she looked out, she realized that her car was simply covered in weed. That’s because she hadn’t used it in a while. No intelligent person would dare steal that junk.