Something Bugging You

Some people have an unexplainable fear of spiders, but these don’t warrant a 911 call. However, someone had the guts to call for help. The person on the other line begged for a fly swatter, but when asked if the spider was big enough to be a concern, it apparently was just an itsy bitsy one. Must have been the same one that climbed up the waterspout and was washed away by the rain.

Nailed It

A day after Christmas, Cynthia Colston, called 911 not once, not twice, but four times. She wasn’t happy about the manicure job she had gotten and wanted to complain about the nail technician who had cut her nails a little too short. She refused to pay the full price and called the cops for help. Did they step in? The answer would obviously be a loud, resounding no.