Pipe Down

A toker called 911 to complain about someone stealing his hookah pipes. What Jasper Harrison didn’t consider was the fact that he actually grew his own marijuana plants at home. They didn’t jail the thief, but they certainly cuffed him and brought him behind bars. Sometimes, you just have to know when to keep your mouth shut, man!

Mathematically Impossible

This 4-year old boy was having trouble with schoolwork. He couldn’t solve a math problem, and when in doubt, ask for help. He apparently took this advice to heart and spoke to an operator to help with take-aways. She was kind enough to help him, though, so kudos to the kind-hearted government employee on this one.