Seeing Red

A woman, breathless, as if she’s been through an ordeal, calls and asks, “How do I get cranberry sauce out of a can without it coming out in chunks?” The operator gave her the proper advice and she said thank you to the brilliant tip. She must have regretted her decision later on when she got a citation for the irresponsible call.

Dating Service

Domestic abuse calls aren’t so uncommon but calls asking for advice on where to get a husband are. Believe it or not, someone actually asked the operator for help in asking for a right partner. She should have called a matchmaker, but her small brain just couldn’t fathom the idea.