The Real Reason

A man from Canada kept calling 911 for apparently no reason at all. The dispatcher was exasperated with him and told him that the next time he’d call, he’d be sent to jail. He was okay with it on the condition that they bring some smokes with them.

Phone Home

A man thought that there was some kind of alien invasion. He panicked and called for help, but later said that it had been a mistake. What he thought was a UFO was actually the moon. ET hadn’t come for him at all, but he was obviously a space cadet.