Burger King Mixup

A lady ordered a western barbecue burger from Burger King, but the delivery service gave her the wrong order. She wanted her order done right, and the operator jokingly asked her, “Is it a harmful burger?” She wanted the cops to step in and help her, and to her, this was apparently a matter of life and death.

Copped Out

A cop arrested somebody and confiscated a stash of marijuana. Instead of taking it to the police station and stash it under “evidence,” he decided to make brownies for him and his wife. After getting high on weed, he freaks out and calls the authorities to help him get through the rollercoaster of emotions he was feeling at that time. We can only guess that he was a newbie and didn’t know how to ride through the high.