Protein Boost
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Sometimes, you just need a little more protein with that rice. A Texas woman called 911 because she apparently didn’t get that $1.62 worth of extra shrimp on her fried rice. When she complained, the server, she said, just started screaming at her. When the cops came, she was nowhere to be found. In fact, they discovered that he had fled with a pair of chopsticks on her.
It Started Out Well Enough
A woman called from the Walgreen’s parking lot, saying that she was stuck inside her car because the vehicle’s electrical system was broken. The dispatcher then asked if she could pull the lock manually because this would have been fine even if the electrical system had shut down. When she tried it, she immediately got out of the car and hung up.
