Gay Bob

Although the sexual revolution began in the 60s, it continued well into the 70s and even had one toy maker wanting a piece of the game. In 1978, Gay Bob appeared on shelves proudly announcing that ‘he was here and queer!’ And while his face may have been based on a mix between Paul Newman and Robert Redford, who knows whom the toy maker based Gay Bob’s very atomically correct private parts on. And while the advertisement read ‘Barbi and Ken … move over,’ there was no way any parent was going to allow that to happen.

Baby Hermaphrodite

Apparently this doll originated in Russia, which can really only make us think one thing. Do they have a lot of hermaphrodites over there? Or do their men really tend to wear pink sweaters and have beautiful long blonde locks? All we know is that this little girl with a penis is very confusing, and not just for the kid you decide to give it to.