Baby Wee Wee

We can understand why kids want their baby dolls to be as lifelike as possible, but this particular doll from Byrnes surely takes it too far. The Baby Wee Wee doll not only pees on you a splash of water strong enough to hit your face, but it’s even anatomically correct. In fact, the little boy has a penis that moves up before squirting you with everything it’s got. This one belongs right beside the baby breastfeeding doll, it’s almost like they were meant to be brother and sister.

Wolverine Inflatable Bat

Wolverine is considered one of the biggest badasses in the X-Men dynasty. So when his character was made into one of those highly popular inflatable bats, fans were clamoring to get a piece of the action. The only problem was when they went in to blow it up, the air hole was in an incredibly suggestive area. Whether the manufacturer completely missed this one, or they just wanted to have a bit of fun, parents everywhere were not too keen on having any of their children blow this thing up, nor did they want to do it themselves either. But well, someone had to, right?