Pee & Poo

It would seem like Japan is obsessed with potty training their kids, and can you blame them? At least they come up with cool toys, albeit a tad bit strange, to help their kids get the hang of using a toilet like the little tiger dude. But even we have to admit that these little pee and poo guys only make kids feel affection towards their body’s natural habit of releasing waste. We guess that’s a good thing? Unless it makes them prefer not to flush them down a toilet because they like them so much. If these toys from over the years have taught us anything, it’s that kids have an impressively sick sense of humor, and as parents, we can at least rest in the knowledge that one day, they’ll hopefully find these toys as wildly weird as we do.

Snack Time Cabbage Patch Kids

These adorable dolls just “eat” whatever comes close to their mouths as they have mechanical jaws. But they don’t just chew food- a child can get his/her finger or hair caught in the doll’s mouth and can get hurt. No, they can’t tell the difference between food and other things… and they don’t stop chewing.