16. Man mauled after “just wanting to hang out with the bears”

When you’ve had too much to drink, it’s a great idea to stay in the company of your fellow homo sapiens as best as you can with whatever remains with your sober self. It’s safer than to hang out with wild animals. But for the 23-year-old Serbian man, it seems like hanging out with wild animals sounded like a great idea after a night of drinking a couple bottles of booze.

The drunk man ended up wandering inside a bear enclosure at a Belgrade zoo to hang out with the beasts, naked. Needless to say, he ended up becoming a meal for the bears. Luckily, he survived, but had to be forcefully removed from the bear’s pen.